The only positive thing I can say about the 50 Shades of Grey movies is that Beyonce’s remake of “Crazy In Love” sounds dope. Screw the movie, when is that coming out?

thatnigga-el:

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

*to smoke

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
tchrishelle:

onlyblackgirl:

bvsdpvpi:

mootscicle:

Chris Tucker hitting that Shmoney Dance

shmurda just be stealin everything

All these dances y’all think are “new” them oldheads been doing for 50+ years.

Michael Jackson hit that hella times in “Billie Jean” too. Niggas better act like they know lol

tchrishelle:

onlyblackgirl:

bvsdpvpi:

mootscicle:

Chris Tucker hitting that Shmoney Dance

shmurda just be stealin everything

All these dances y’all think are “new” them oldheads been doing for 50+ years.

Michael Jackson hit that hella times in “Billie Jean” too. Niggas better act like they know lol

(via we-aint-borntypical)

thisshitfunny:

gimmekayla:

thisshitfunny:

"pray for Joan Rivers"

"keep Joan Rivers in your prayers"

"Poor Joan Rivers" 

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STFU

We should have Liam Nesson and Harrison Ford in a movie where they just yell about their missing families in their gruff voices.

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(via live-from-the-marquee-moon)

TMI TUESDAY.

Ask me anything. 

Ordering Chinese food for my lunch break because goddammmit, I’m a grown ass man who can make his own life decisions.